The Zombie Apocalypse Has Officially Started

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Here is a collection of recent news articles dealing with strange occurances in South Florida.

I’m not saying all of these are zombie related. Some of them are odd and some of them could be related. Anything loosely related is added here for your analysis and educated guess.

If you have ANY articles YOU would like to be added to this list, please send them over to zombies@garrettmickley.com! Thanks!

UPDATED 2/05/14 @ 18:00 PM EST

5/3, but not reported until 5/16: Mad-cow Testing Equipment Nabbed by Thieves
www.hispanicbusiness.com

5/3, but not reported until 5/17: Stolen medical equipment may carry deadly brain disease
www.cfnews13.com

5/4: Atlanta man bitten by rabid bat
www.ajc.com

5/4: A man’s illness could have been transmitted by BSE
www.taipeitimes.com

5/7, about the same cow as seen on 5/18 and without referencing the above: Atypical BSE Has Never Led To Human vCJD – But Could It?
www.foodsafetynews.com

5/9: Fox attacked Morganton, Ga., woman, tested positive for rabies
timesfreepress.com

5/11: Suspected human rabies exposures surge in Palm Beach, FL
articles.sun-sentinel.com

5/14: North Georgia officials warn residents of rabies increase
www.wrcbtv.com

5/15: Florida Raccoon Tested Positive for Rabies
www.wtvy.com

5/15: Hazmat teams blow up mysterious smoking drum in Hollywood, FL
www.palmbeachpost.com

5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation
Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html

5/16: Clinical Data Published for a Phase I AADC-deficiency Trial Using a Gene Therapy Manufactured by Florida Biologix
www.marketwatch.com

5/16: Children with rare, incurable brain disease improve after gene therapy
news.ufl.edu

5/16: Gene Therapy for Brain Disease: Delivering a missing enzyme to the brains of paralyzed children with a rare, life-threatening neurological disease restores movement and builds muscle mass.
the-scientist.com

5/17: Polk Co., FL confirms 6th positive rabies case after 2 dogs found with dead raccoon
www.therepublic.com

5/17: Rabies alert issued in Suwannee County, FL
suwanneedemocrat.com

5/17, after Taiwanese man (referenced in 5/4) contracts human mad cow disease: Florida Biologix helps Taiwan University Hospital achieve manufacturing objectives
manufacturing.pharmaceutical-business-review.com

5/18, in Washington: Review so far shows mad cow case was atypical
wtaq.com

5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport
http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/terminal-2-evacuated-at-fort-lauderdale-airport-in-hazmat-scare

5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchester

http://www.mysuburbanlife.com/westchester/newsnow/x639948018/Police-Man-bites-woman-in-Westchester

5/21: 24 people treated after Dalton, GA chemical release
www.wtvm.com

5/21: Third case of flesh-eating disease diagnosed in Ga.
www.wsbtv.com

5/23: I-285 reopens after hazmat incident
http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html

5/23: Man Bites Cousin’s Nose Off
http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Man-Bites-Cousins-Nose-Off-153100125.html

5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rash

http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/24/2815003/second-broward-school-reports.html

5/25: ‘Disoriented’ passenger subdued on flight in Miami

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/25/passenger-restrained-on-flight-to-miami-arrested/

5/25: Lake in Palm Bay permanently closed to swimmers
pqasb.pqarchiver.com

5/26: Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim’s Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police 
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/26/naked-man-eating-victims-face-killed-miami_n_1548359.html

5/27: Georgia contractor bites Lowe’s employees, resists arrest
columbus.wtvm.com

5/27: North Broward boil-water notice in effect through Monday
www.sun-sentinel.com

5/27: Polk County homeowner shoots and kills intruder
http://www2.tbo.com/news/breaking-news/2012/may/27/5/police-homeowner-fatally-shoots-man-breaking-into–ar-408618/

5/28: Group urges halt of U.S. beef imports due to ‘L-type’ human mad cow disease
www.taipeitimes.com

5/28: @IlliniAlert “Hazardous materials released at Institute for Genomic Biology. Escape area if safe to do so. Otherwise seek shelter.”

https://twitter.com/IlliniAlert/status/207309505611051009

5/29: Police: Hackensack man stabbed himself and threw intestines at officers

http://www.northjersey.com/news/Hackensack_man_stabs_self_throws_intenstines_at_police.html

5/30: Man Chokes, Bites Lips Off Kittens
http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Man-Chokes-Bites-Lips-Off-Kittens-Deputies-155652315.html

5/30: Man Eats Wife’s Lips In Sweden (in Swedish, needs translated)

http://www.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/article14905432.ab

5/31: Miami Face-Eater’s Girlfriend Suspects Voodoo
http://news.sky.com/home/world-news/article/16238910

5/31: Alexander Kinyua Ate Kujoe Agyei-Kodie’s Brain, Heart In Maryland, Cops Say
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/31/alexander-kinyua-kujoe-agyei-kodie-ate-brain-heart-roommate-maryland_n_1560149.html

5/31: Woman caught performing sex act on herself by side of highway is arrested wearing only a shirt and exposing herself to passing motorists (she also bites a police officer)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2152940/Woman-caught-masturbating-highway-arrested-wearing-shirt-exposing-passing-motorists.html#ixzz1wq8nPPJ5

02/05: Naked man attacks 1, chases 2, bites teen in face before he was shot, killed by deputies near Delray (Florida)

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/news/crime-law/man-wounded-in-shooting-in-delray-beach/ndC97/

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